RT @ErinEHayes: A smoking baby? A REAL smoking baby? Horrifying. But impossible not to watch … http://ow.ly/1QeUh

I love how BP calls it ‘top kill,’ like its a reality show for serial killers. #fb #bpcares

RT @aslife: Interesting article — Why BP Isn’t Fretting Over Its Twitter Impostor http://adage.com/u/wC5kMa

RT @BPGlobalPR: Oh man, just wrapped up an EPIC game of grab ass with Gov. Bobby Jindal. He definitely won. #bpcares

What BP really needs is Harry Stamper, an angry cosmonaut, and a few nukes. #fb

RT @hirodusk: During world war 2, allies accurately guessed quantity of german tanks based on statistical analysis of serial numbers…

RT @GameLaw: RT @TheOnion: Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings http://onion.com/bzOA8z

I just unlocked the “Superstar” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aq4s1p

RT @FPWellman: A good one. “I hate f’ing cats” RT @GEOpdx: Downfall Meme: Hitler Responds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ